people are jerks. so not only are you burning the quran in an attempt to have people “take a stand against islam,” you’re also enlisting a crazyperson civilian militia to guard you while you do this. because, you know, jesus would want you to burn another religion’s holy book. jesus loved burnin’ shit. almost as much as he loved shootin’ shit - so, once again, great thing they’ll be armed.

i would bet every dollhair in my bank account that these fools get so excited to start burnin’ shit that they forget to take any real fire safety precaution, end up starting a huge fire and then turn around and blame the qurans, because everyone know those things are written on “the devil’s paper” anyway.

nice job, idiots.

An armed Christian organization, Right Wing Extreme, will protect a church that is planning to host an “International Burn a Quran Day” on the ninth anniversary of September 11, the church’s pastor said on Tuesday.

The Dove World Outreach Center, in Gainesville, Florida, says it is hosting the event to remember 9/11 victims and to take a stand against Islam. With promotions on its website and Facebook page, the nondenominational church invites Christians to burn the Muslim holy book.

Dove’s Facebook page, set up for the September event, has nearly 6,000 fans. The initiative has also drawn critics.

Dove World Outreach Center Pastor Terry Jones has accepted the support of Right Wing Extreme, which he said offered to come to the church with between 500 and 2,000 men on September 11. He described the organization as an armed civilian militia group.

via CNN

equal parts adorable and amusing - like lars and the real girl meets goldilocks

real bear rescues stuffed bear from humans

For a New Hampshire black bear, it started out as an ordinary home invasion. He strolled in through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, and took a drink from the family fishbowl. And then he saw a sight that must have brought a chill to his furry spine.

According to homeowner Mary Beth Parkinson, the real bear fled when he heard the sound of her garage door going up but “grabbed a stuffed bear” just before lumbering out the door.

Aw. We like to think that if we walked into a bear cave and saw something that looked like a human, we’d try to get it out of there, too.

[via nymag]

After causing nothing but trouble for the lesbian community, the team finally decided it was time to get rid of rosie and lindsay. to be fair, they were never really even invited, and i think you’ll be hardpressed to find anyone who is sad to see them go.

a friendship match made in heaven. as you’ll recall, Latarian, who just wanted to do some hoodrat stuff with his friends, stole his grandmother’s car with his other friend, who smokes real cigarettes. he was clearly referring to the smoking baby.

to be perfectly honest, i have looked down upon comic sans in the past. maybe i was too quick to judge?

Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

read the rest of “i’m comic sans asshole” here

do not fuck with this kid. he clearly means business.

BOOB-SCARF.

dream. come. true.

[via etsy]

file under: sah. fucking. dumb.

Sony has created a prototype device that uses a camera, acceleration sensor, and GPS to Tweet cats’ daily activities. It only detects basics like eating and sleeping for now, but “take this damn collar off” is surely coming soon.

[via jezebel via boingboing]